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It's official. I have a six-pack. No joke. All of the long hard hours at the gym playing with gay-looking medicine balls have paid off. I have abs of steel.
The only problem is you can't actually see my six-pack. It's covered in a nice warming layer of subcutaneous fat. So I guess what I really have is a strong soft belly. Dammit.
I think working out is a losing proposition for me. I work out and torture myself at the gym. Then I go home and stuff myself silly. Like today how right after my workout I hit up Steak 'n Shake and got a double burger with two sides and a cookie-dough milkshake. It was heartclogging good. Anorexics have a saying, "nothing tastes better than looking good feels." That's a damn lie. Bacon tastes hella better than any girl on america's next top model looks. And chocolate cake with ice cream... oh yum.
The only thing I enjoy about working out is being able to brag to people that I actually worked out and I'm not just a lazy sloth. That and it gives me an excuse to gorge myself for the rest of the day.
The problem with med school is that you end up eating for no reason at all. Just to have something else to do other than/while studying. I'll go through a stack of pringles when I'm not even hungry. I've gone through an entire case of 12 costco muffins in one week. Twice. Those damn things have like 600 calories a pop too.
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Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving everyone! All 2 of you readers. It was my first thanksgiving away from my family which totally blows. :( I miss home. I miss my family. And I hate this damn state. My neighbor and I hosted a thanksgiving dinner for all of the California rejects who can't afford plane tickets back to paradise. I have to say, my cut corn was a smash hit. I used my secret recipe- 1 part frozen cut corn, 1 part butter. Well maybe I didn't put that much butter in, but I put in a lot.
Here are a couple of pictures I stole from someone's facebook of me looking like a total dork playing boxing on the new nintendo Wii:
Unfortunately I got my ass knocked out so I lost the money I made from my friend betting on our midterm scores. The game was totally rigged though because the other guy's character was black and that's just not fair. Overall I think I'd rather play co-op gears of war along with my bastard brothers, but I have to admit wii sports is pretty damn fun to play. Tennis is awesome and boxing is even a pretty good workout.
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I ended up staying up until 5am to try and score some deals from circuit city on black friday. I got there at 4:55 and the line was over 3 blocks long. It was annoying as hell because when the doors opened at 5am the useless rentacops guarding the store front let anyone who came right at 5am jump through the entrance without waiting in line.
Remind me to never go to one of these friggin things ever again. It was a madhouse. Everything was gone before I even got in the store. I almost got trampled trying to make it to the usb flash drive wall. I was able to grab a few asses and got away with it though.
My only consolation was that I found a secret cash register in the back of the A/V department and was able to pay for my $9 paper shredder in under a minute. The rest of the lines wrapped around isles and were at least an hour long wait. Afterwards I started walking around the store and found a 1GB $3.99 usb flash drive discarded on the floor and I paid for that too. A little more walking and I found a 2GB $12 flash drive which was what I really wanted and I paid for that as well. So all in all I think it was a pretty successful trip. The only thing I didn't get was the $39.99 250gb external drive, but I was still pretty happy because I was able to make 3 separate trips to the register without having to wait.
Okay, that was really boring but for some reason I felt the need to chronicle that.
Cheers
Song of the week- Jimmy Eat World - Hear You Me
The only problem is you can't actually see my six-pack. It's covered in a nice warming layer of subcutaneous fat. So I guess what I really have is a strong soft belly. Dammit.
I think working out is a losing proposition for me. I work out and torture myself at the gym. Then I go home and stuff myself silly. Like today how right after my workout I hit up Steak 'n Shake and got a double burger with two sides and a cookie-dough milkshake. It was heartclogging good. Anorexics have a saying, "nothing tastes better than looking good feels." That's a damn lie. Bacon tastes hella better than any girl on america's next top model looks. And chocolate cake with ice cream... oh yum.
The only thing I enjoy about working out is being able to brag to people that I actually worked out and I'm not just a lazy sloth. That and it gives me an excuse to gorge myself for the rest of the day.
The problem with med school is that you end up eating for no reason at all. Just to have something else to do other than/while studying. I'll go through a stack of pringles when I'm not even hungry. I've gone through an entire case of 12 costco muffins in one week. Twice. Those damn things have like 600 calories a pop too.
...
Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving everyone! All 2 of you readers. It was my first thanksgiving away from my family which totally blows. :( I miss home. I miss my family. And I hate this damn state. My neighbor and I hosted a thanksgiving dinner for all of the California rejects who can't afford plane tickets back to paradise. I have to say, my cut corn was a smash hit. I used my secret recipe- 1 part frozen cut corn, 1 part butter. Well maybe I didn't put that much butter in, but I put in a lot.
Here are a couple of pictures I stole from someone's facebook of me looking like a total dork playing boxing on the new nintendo Wii:
Unfortunately I got my ass knocked out so I lost the money I made from my friend betting on our midterm scores. The game was totally rigged though because the other guy's character was black and that's just not fair. Overall I think I'd rather play co-op gears of war along with my bastard brothers, but I have to admit wii sports is pretty damn fun to play. Tennis is awesome and boxing is even a pretty good workout.
...
I ended up staying up until 5am to try and score some deals from circuit city on black friday. I got there at 4:55 and the line was over 3 blocks long. It was annoying as hell because when the doors opened at 5am the useless rentacops guarding the store front let anyone who came right at 5am jump through the entrance without waiting in line.
Remind me to never go to one of these friggin things ever again. It was a madhouse. Everything was gone before I even got in the store. I almost got trampled trying to make it to the usb flash drive wall. I was able to grab a few asses and got away with it though.
My only consolation was that I found a secret cash register in the back of the A/V department and was able to pay for my $9 paper shredder in under a minute. The rest of the lines wrapped around isles and were at least an hour long wait. Afterwards I started walking around the store and found a 1GB $3.99 usb flash drive discarded on the floor and I paid for that too. A little more walking and I found a 2GB $12 flash drive which was what I really wanted and I paid for that as well. So all in all I think it was a pretty successful trip. The only thing I didn't get was the $39.99 250gb external drive, but I was still pretty happy because I was able to make 3 separate trips to the register without having to wait.
Okay, that was really boring but for some reason I felt the need to chronicle that.
Cheers
Song of the week- Jimmy Eat World - Hear You Me
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# drewyay Says:
November 26th, 2006 at 2:39 pm e
I got my ass kicked in Wii boxing by hpan. I don’t really understand the game yet. I swing like crazy and my boy does nothing. I eagled on my first hole of Wii golf. It’s funny how close Wii golf is to real golf. I contemplated retiring after that hole. But I didn’t and ended up 10 over par. Wii is pretty fun, except for the fact that my arm is now permanently jacked up. But at least I’ll win a million dollar lawsuit.
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# Chang Kim Says:
November 27th, 2006 at 7:11 pm e
Haha, I have less subcutaneous fat than you. Beotch.
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# hpan Says:
November 27th, 2006 at 10:02 pm e
dang, i was expecting a gratuitous half-naked pic showing off your hidden six pack!
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