Thursday, November 30, 2006

Traumatized

I got sleeted on today. I didn't even know what sleet was before today. Note to self: stop showing up to class 10 minutes late so you don't have to park on the roof. My poor car actually had icicles on it this afternoon :( And I had to spend 5 minutes scraping down my windows just so I could see something on my drive home. I was driving like a grandma out there today.

The good news is they canceled our clinical skills workshop because they didn't want our elderly actors to accidentally break themselves on the frozen pavement out there.

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I started looking up summer research opportunities the other night and ended up on the aamc site looking up the different specialties. The first thing I did was look at all of income ranges for the different specialties. Does that make me a bad person? Well I guess memorizing mountains of useless biochemistry kinda does that to you.












Specialty (25th %) (75%)
Anesthesiology 257 409
Emergency Medicine 190 250
Opthamology 218 414
Orthopaedic Surgery 290 515
Otolaryngology 229 403
Plastics 260 453
Radiology 351 510
General Surgery 209 250
Urology 250 453


I'm pretty sure I want to deal with patients and help people and all that good stuff... but goddamn radiologists sure do make some bank. You're not a real doctor, but you get to sit in a dark room, drink coffee and drive a mercedes. Not too shabby. I figure maybe you're not directly helping people, but with that kind of money you could probably donate a whole lot to a charity and some social worker can do the hard work for you. Of course I would probably end up matching in Africa or somewhere for radiology, so I'm going to keep my options open.

The more I think about it, the more I like the idea of doing Emergency Medicine. You don't make as much money, but you only work 40 hour weeks. Your work stays at work- no pagers at home, no house calls. Less dealing with paperwork. Residency is only 3 or 4 years long and allegedly not as stressful as surgical residencies. If you kill someone in the ER, you can always pretend they were gonna die anyway. You also don't have to worry about getting outsourced. Plus there's the hero factor. I like the idea that if I'm out somewhere and someone's dying I can whip out my pen and stick a hole in their throat. I also like the idea of being able to take vacations whenever I want and go skiing every week if I want to.

EM seems like such a sensible career path. So I don't know why I feel such a pull to do something hardcore surgery, like head and neck. You make more money but you also work twice as hard. Pride? Is it really worth the extra hours of stress, the extra competitiveness, and the lack of personal and family time? I guess I just really like the idea of being able to walk up to a random chick and work into the conversation, "I'm a surgeon" *wink*.

Update:
Holy crap! I just looked outside and it looks like this:
ice everywhere!

Ice is piling up everywhere... scary. According to yahoo we're getting a "Wintry Mix" of frozen rain and some snow. It's supposed to snow tomorrow which will be my first taste of snow since Tahoe last year. I'm scurred.

Sunday, November 26, 2006

Breaking News

It's official. I have a six-pack. No joke. All of the long hard hours at the gym playing with gay-looking medicine balls have paid off. I have abs of steel.

The only problem is you can't actually see my six-pack. It's covered in a nice warming layer of subcutaneous fat. So I guess what I really have is a strong soft belly. Dammit.

I think working out is a losing proposition for me. I work out and torture myself at the gym. Then I go home and stuff myself silly. Like today how right after my workout I hit up Steak 'n Shake and got a double burger with two sides and a cookie-dough milkshake. It was heartclogging good. Anorexics have a saying, "nothing tastes better than looking good feels." That's a damn lie. Bacon tastes hella better than any girl on america's next top model looks. And chocolate cake with ice cream... oh yum.

The only thing I enjoy about working out is being able to brag to people that I actually worked out and I'm not just a lazy sloth. That and it gives me an excuse to gorge myself for the rest of the day.

The problem with med school is that you end up eating for no reason at all. Just to have something else to do other than/while studying. I'll go through a stack of pringles when I'm not even hungry. I've gone through an entire case of 12 costco muffins in one week. Twice. Those damn things have like 600 calories a pop too.

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Anyway, Happy Thanksgiving everyone! All 2 of you readers. It was my first thanksgiving away from my family which totally blows. :( I miss home. I miss my family. And I hate this damn state. My neighbor and I hosted a thanksgiving dinner for all of the California rejects who can't afford plane tickets back to paradise. I have to say, my cut corn was a smash hit. I used my secret recipe- 1 part frozen cut corn, 1 part butter. Well maybe I didn't put that much butter in, but I put in a lot.

Here are a couple of pictures I stole from someone's facebook of me looking like a total dork playing boxing on the new nintendo Wii:







Unfortunately I got my ass knocked out so I lost the money I made from my friend betting on our midterm scores. The game was totally rigged though because the other guy's character was black and that's just not fair. Overall I think I'd rather play co-op gears of war along with my bastard brothers, but I have to admit wii sports is pretty damn fun to play. Tennis is awesome and boxing is even a pretty good workout.

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I ended up staying up until 5am to try and score some deals from circuit city on black friday. I got there at 4:55 and the line was over 3 blocks long. It was annoying as hell because when the doors opened at 5am the useless rentacops guarding the store front let anyone who came right at 5am jump through the entrance without waiting in line.

Remind me to never go to one of these friggin things ever again. It was a madhouse. Everything was gone before I even got in the store. I almost got trampled trying to make it to the usb flash drive wall. I was able to grab a few asses and got away with it though.

My only consolation was that I found a secret cash register in the back of the A/V department and was able to pay for my $9 paper shredder in under a minute. The rest of the lines wrapped around isles and were at least an hour long wait. Afterwards I started walking around the store and found a 1GB $3.99 usb flash drive discarded on the floor and I paid for that too. A little more walking and I found a 2GB $12 flash drive which was what I really wanted and I paid for that as well. So all in all I think it was a pretty successful trip. The only thing I didn't get was the $39.99 250gb external drive, but I was still pretty happy because I was able to make 3 separate trips to the register without having to wait.

Okay, that was really boring but for some reason I felt the need to chronicle that.

Cheers

Song of the week- Jimmy Eat World - Hear You Me

Sunday, November 12, 2006

:(

I had to use my ice scraper on my windshield today. :( I miss California. Damn you prejudiced-interview-asshole at uc davis, damn you!!! While I'm at it, damn all of those other prejudiced-asshole-california medschools too! *shakes fist*

I hate Biochem and cell biology. All of these fuckin cheaters have masters degrees and shit in biology or psychobio or biochemistry. It's so not fair. Me, I took one biochem class at friggin San Jose State (go spartans!) and that helped for all of 3 lectures and then we were past what we'd learned in one whole semester. I still can't believe how little material we got through in that class. Hubert knows what I'm talking about, he's still learning to pipette in week 12.

Ever since anatomy began these bio freaks have all been waiting patiently for this day of reckoning. If we ever have a software engineering elective, I swear I will show all of their asses. I guess it probably doesn't help that i took a two week sabbatical from studying.

I was supposed to study all day today but our football team miraculously didn't get blown out in the first half and so naturally I had to tune in to listen to us overcome retarded coaching and still pull out a victory. 1-9 baby! I almost stormed the parking lot, but decided it was too cold.

I also had to tune in to listen to Robin "The Beast" Lopez pull put up 14 points, 15 rebounds and a school record SIX blocks in 20 minutes in his first college game. And he has a more highly touted identical twin (injured)! Looks like my tuesday and saturday afternoons are gonna be booked with my ear to the radio.

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I attended an interest group talk on Friday and I've decided I most definitely want to be a cardiologist. Truthfully, it was probably one of the most boring, irrelevant talks I've ever heard. I kept thinking this is definitely one field I do not want to get into. But then right before the talk breaks up someone asked him how much cardiologist fellows make. In private practice, he says, 400k starting. But according to him, the fellows he knows would feel they weren't doing "well" unless they're pulling in 600k-1million/year. Well, shit... where do I sign up?

I could go to med school for 4 years, do residency for 7 or 8 years, work for 5 years and then I could retire.

But I suppose I have to pass metabolism first... dammit.