wraaagghh

been standing around like an idiot for 10 minutes trying to hunt down the mosquito that just feasted on my arm. i saw him in my peripheral vision then stupidly sat there for two seconds trying to decide if i should splatter him or shake him off so i could go get a tissue and squish him. I thought he was just some bug at first until i realized he was a mosquito and quickly blew him off of me. i find it amusing how i can touch dead bodies but the thought of bug guts on my skin freaks me out.

I thought he had just gotten there too but apparently not as now i have a huge ass bite mark on my arm that itches like crazzzy. so i've been standing around like a statue minus the itching trying to hunt him down but now the mfker is apparently full and laying low. he'll probably reemerge while i'm sleeping and bite me in the eye. we just studied brain infections and now i'm wondering if i'm going to get st louis encephalitis because apparently tis the peak season for it.

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i can't find my cell phone and i'm pretty sure it's in my jeans...

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my jeans would be in the washer right now...

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i don't know why i didn't do laundry during my three fricken day weekend. i had to do it tonight because i'm down to my very last pair of underwear (out of like 60). i briefly entertained the idea of turning them inside out...

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tomorrow i have an interview to be on the admissions committee at my school. apparently about a hundred of us signed up and i'm somewhat flattered because the only people who seem to have gotten interviews are the annoying ass hardcore nerd/gunners. i'm trying to decide if i should dress up tomorrow or if that would be overkill. my only concern is that i'll have to sit through 4 hours of lecture dressed up all pretty and it gets annoying being hit on all of the time.

i really want this position because i remember how stressful it was to apply to medical school and i want to give back by arbitrarily rejecting people and giving an unfair advantage to hot chicks...

OKAY FOR THE RECORD THAT WAS A JOKE IN CASE THIS SHOULD EVER GET BACK TO MY SCHOOL PROFESSIONALISM COMMITTEE PLEASE KNOW THERE IS NO WAY I WOULD EVER DO SUCH A THING

never, ever, ever. this is me we're talking about.

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After driving around like a fugitive for 4 months with unregistered california plates yesterday i went to dmv (omg california dmv is like a ZEEELLION times better, faster and less ghetto) and now i have ugly ass MO "show me state" license plates.

:( :( :(

i miss cali

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Song of the Week (i'm going through a redneck phase right now)- Tim McGraw & Faith Hill - It's Your Love.mp3

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Edit: Damn! I found my cellphone on silent hiding underneath my bed. I really wanted an excuse to upgrade too.