Worst Dream Ever
I dreamt last night I scored a 265 on my USMLE step 1 exam. I was pretty goddman happy consider the zombies and all kinds of other crazy crap going on in the background. Then I woke up and immediately thought fuuuuuuuuuuuck. I was so disappointed when I realized I still had to take that stupid test... dammit. So much for doing derm.
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I can now officially say that I've loobed up and been inside of another man. And I have to say, the experience was rather anti-climatic. Somehow I thought it would be much more gross and I'd be able to use the experience as ammo for a myriad of immature jokes. Instead it was just "interesting" and rather routine.
ie I couldn't find his G spot.
The worst part about the whole thing was that after manually assisting us in palpating his private parts, bending over for us, etc... after I had washed my hands and was getting ready to leave... I said thanks a lot and then he stuck his tainted hand out for me to shake... Dammit!! what was I supposed to do? I realize that I probably inadvertently shake hands quite often with people who have recently adjusted their nuts or scratched their ass etc but knowing it happened outright is just something different. It took great willpower on my part not to wash my hands again right there in front of him.
Now I'm stuck eating and masturbating with only my left hand.
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I guess I'm slowly making my way through the checklist of "interesting" medical experiences. I've chopped through various crazy things in anatomy. Drawn blood. Rectal exam. Palpated a chick's ass bone. Handled a huge man-breast. All I have to do now is suture a live patient, deliver a baby, inadvertently kill someone, and have sex in a supply cabinet and I'm on my way.
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My iphone has fcuked up my studying but it is one sweet little toy.
I should be sleeping right now.
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I can now officially say that I've loobed up and been inside of another man. And I have to say, the experience was rather anti-climatic. Somehow I thought it would be much more gross and I'd be able to use the experience as ammo for a myriad of immature jokes. Instead it was just "interesting" and rather routine.
ie I couldn't find his G spot.
The worst part about the whole thing was that after manually assisting us in palpating his private parts, bending over for us, etc... after I had washed my hands and was getting ready to leave... I said thanks a lot and then he stuck his tainted hand out for me to shake... Dammit!! what was I supposed to do? I realize that I probably inadvertently shake hands quite often with people who have recently adjusted their nuts or scratched their ass etc but knowing it happened outright is just something different. It took great willpower on my part not to wash my hands again right there in front of him.
Now I'm stuck eating and masturbating with only my left hand.
...
I guess I'm slowly making my way through the checklist of "interesting" medical experiences. I've chopped through various crazy things in anatomy. Drawn blood. Rectal exam. Palpated a chick's ass bone. Handled a huge man-breast. All I have to do now is suture a live patient, deliver a baby, inadvertently kill someone, and have sex in a supply cabinet and I'm on my way.
...
My iphone has fcuked up my studying but it is one sweet little toy.
I should be sleeping right now.
posted by Gerlad at
1:09 AM
1 Comments:
It's taken a lot of willpower to set aside my phone and read/sleep.
Get your stupid test over with so you can come to Hawaii with all your friends.
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