Simple Things in Life
Milk + Peanut Butter + Jelly + White Bread (not that multigrain crap, but the ultraprocessed bleached white bread)
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MMMhhmmm sOoooo good.
PB&J might just be my favorite food. I mean, really... what beats it? It's so simple and yet so perfect. Especially when it's 1am and you know you shouldn't be eating saturated fats this late at night because you know it's just going to go straight to your thighs.
I mean yeah there may be tastier 5-star dishes at your fancy restaurants and waht have you. But can you pack that lobster tail or foie gras or sashimi for breakfast and eat it in lecture every day and not get tired of it? I think not. My spaghetti is damn good but that takes like an hour to make.
I defy you to name something better. Bananas?? Pssssh.
Literally every time I unwrap my pbj sammich and take that first bite during class I literally do a double take and i'm like *queue samuel jackson voice* "MmmmmHmmmmm!"
The simple goodness always takes me by suprise. Okay, I guess I have run out of things to say. Hence ends my tribute to PB&J
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okay i probably have better things to do...
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i'm now getting adsense for "stupid people"... sweet.
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MMMhhmmm sOoooo good.
PB&J might just be my favorite food. I mean, really... what beats it? It's so simple and yet so perfect. Especially when it's 1am and you know you shouldn't be eating saturated fats this late at night because you know it's just going to go straight to your thighs.
I mean yeah there may be tastier 5-star dishes at your fancy restaurants and waht have you. But can you pack that lobster tail or foie gras or sashimi for breakfast and eat it in lecture every day and not get tired of it? I think not. My spaghetti is damn good but that takes like an hour to make.
I defy you to name something better. Bananas?? Pssssh.
Literally every time I unwrap my pbj sammich and take that first bite during class I literally do a double take and i'm like *queue samuel jackson voice* "MmmmmHmmmmm!"
The simple goodness always takes me by suprise. Okay, I guess I have run out of things to say. Hence ends my tribute to PB&J
...
okay i probably have better things to do...
...
i'm now getting adsense for "stupid people"... sweet.
posted by Gerlad at
12:34 AM
5 Comments:
the only thing better than PB&J is deep fried PB&J
Try out Stephen Colbert's Americone Dream. Damn good.
You should Foreman your PB&J sandwiches. Get's rid of the fat, plus it's toasted. And everything is better toasted according to all those tv commercials.
did you get deep fried PBJ at TX state fair?
yeah, it was awesome. gerald was a puss and made me eat most of it, though. freaking hypocrite
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